A man called the police because the hooker he just met was uglier than her newspaper advertisement.
We shared stories about our dads that would be worthy of 50 Shades of Cray.
Police say that a man known as “Thong Cape Scooter Man” isn’t breaking any laws wearing only those items.
Man opts to grab a couple of beers while running from the police. Priorities.
Spidey senses tell us that this thief wasn’t our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
“Send in the K-9 unit!” “We don’t have a K-9 unit, sir.” “Oh… quick! Someone bark like a dog!”
Who do call to break up a hamburger meat fight? A police officer named “Burger.”
A boy in Spain takes drastic measures to keep his parents from a parent-teacher conference by faking his own kidnapping.
Speedy Gonzalez has nothing on this grandmother speeding through 3 states to make it to a family event.
Filled under “Not a Professional Criminal”, a Los Angeles burglar left fingerprints footprints and photos of himself at the crime scene. He also left his car, his parking ticket and an iPad that may or […]