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Oompa Loompas Sentenced After Attack

Two Oompa Loompas were sentenced after attacking a man while in costumes. Willy Wonka won’t be very pleased to hear this.

09/26/2013

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Elderly Man Sprays Guard With Pepper Spray At Bingo Night

Don’t mess with old folks on bingo night. An elderly man doused a security guard during a squabble at a bingo event.

04/08/2013

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Man Sues Cat Owner For $100K Following “Unprovoked Attack”

A feisty feline attacks cat-sitter for no apparent reason, and now the man is suing for $100,000 to ease his suffering.

04/04/2013

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Drunk Man Buys 10ft Python

Man wakes up with hangover and a 10ft python trying to eat his friend. Add snakes to the list of things you should purchase while drunk.

03/28/2013

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Killer Bees Attack Man North Of Austin

A Pflugerville man was stung more than 300 times by a colony of Africanized bees.

08/09/2012

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Kitty Gets Stuck In A Sneezing Fit

Adorable kitty gets a fit of sneezes and no one says, “Bless you.”

08/08/2012

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Man Accused Of Attacking Wife With Cheez-Its

Police have arrested a central Florida man who they say attacked his wife with a box of Cheez-It crackers. He was upset with his wife for attending an Earth Day concert.

04/23/2012

California Man Saved From Moutain Lion Attack By A Bear

Robert Biggs, A 69-Year-Old California man, was hiking in the Bean Soup Flats area last week when he was attacked by a mountain lion. He survived just fine. A bear came along to save his […]

04/05/2012

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Man Attacks Mother For Using His Salsa

The Smoking Gun is reporting that a 23 year-old Florida man, Christopher Phillips, is being held in county jail for attacking his 55 year-old mother for using his salsa and taco sauce on her dinner.

03/09/2012

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Alpha Male Monkey ‘Attacks’ Man At Zoo

Listen, we know not to mess with animals in the wild. When they are in captivity sometimes you can’t help it. This man walked into a cafe at the Memphis Zoo that has a window […]

02/17/2012

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