"Misplace James Franco's phone number, 'accidently'"
"Some me time"
"Buy a bra"
"Lock my phone"
"Endorse ALL Presidential Candidates"
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"Buy a cane and actually move like Jagger"
Robert Downey Jr
"Don't take any roles playing a cocky, super rich, womanizer. Actually take a role out of character"
"Learn to drive a stick shift"
"Get nominated for an Oscar" (Same resolution since 1979)
"Use 'resolution' in a game of words with friends"
"Call Mom more"
"Rebound from the loss of C.J. Wilson by signing Yu Darvish & Nolan Ryan"
"Try and not get in bar fights in other foreign countries"
"Finally get out of the shadow of this former band I was in by releasing a new record, "Kisses On The Bottom" on February 7th and finally leave the shadow of Wings"
"Host Saturday Night Live"
"Become the new head coach, quarterback & defensive back of the Dallas Cowboys"
Joseph Gordon Levitt
"Make people stop saying 'Who' when someone says 'Joseph Gordon Levitt', then stop that person from replying 'The long haired kid from 3rd Rock From The Sun'"
"Buy a little black dress"
"Remind everyone that I'm Mary Jane and the new girl in Spider Man is Gretchen"
"Work on my Karaoke"
"Spend the Holidays with Loved Ones"
"Leak that there will be a new music album this year, but don't actually do a new music album"