21 Best (Worst) Mis-Heard Song Lyrics

ABBA - "Dancing Queen"
ABBA - "Dancing Queen"
The Lyrics- “Feel the beat from the tambourine” Misheard as- “Feel the beat from the tangerine”
Aerosmith - "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Aerosmith - "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
The Lyrics: “Dude looks like a lady.” Misheard As: “Do the psycho lady.” (Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Images)
AFI - "Miss Murder"
AFI - "Miss Murder"
The Lyrics- “Hey, Miss Murder, can I?” Misheard as- “Hey where’s my napkin at?” (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
Avril Lavigne - "Complicated"
Avril Lavigne - "Complicated"
The Lyrics: “And honestly, you’ll promise me/I’m never gonna find you fakin’.” Somehow Misheard As: “And honestly you promised me/I’m never gonna find your bacon”
Beach Boys - "Be True to Your School"
Beach Boys - "Be True to Your School"
The Lyrics: “On Friday we’ll be jacked up on the football game” Misheard As: “On my day we’ll all be jacking at the football game”
David Bowie - "Fame"
David Bowie - "Fame"
The Lyrics- “Fame makes the man take things over.” Misheard as- “Fame makes the mayonnaise take things over” (TIMO JAAKONAHO/AFP/Getty Images)
Gordon Lightfoot - "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"
Gordon Lightfoot - "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"
The Lyrics: “The dawn came late and breakfast had to wait” Misheard As: “The dung came late and the breakfast had to wait” (Photo by Donald Weber/Getty Images)
James Brown - "I Feel Good"
James Brown - "I Feel Good"
The Lyrics – “So good/ So good/ I got you!” Misheard as – “So good/ So good/ I got in here!”
Jay-Z - "Big Pimpin"
Jay-Z - "Big Pimpin"
The Lyrics: “Big pimpin’, spending G’s.” Misheard As: “FDSAF” (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
Jimmy Buffett - "Margaritaville"
Jimmy Buffett - "Margaritaville"
The Lyrics: “Searching for my lost shaker of salt” Misheard As: “Searching for my Bob Seger and salt” (Photo by Rick Diamond/Getty Images for CMT)
Linkin Park - "Forgotten"
Linkin Park - "Forgotten"
The Lyrics: “From the top to the bottom/Bottom to top I stop/At the core I’ve forgotten/In the middle of my thoughts/Taken far from my safety/The picture’s there/The memory won’t escape me/But why should I care” Misheard As: “From the shop to the bottom/Bought a bad mascara/Attack of the forgotten/In the middle of my thighs/Drinking fire for my safety/The pigeon’s there/The mommy won’t escape me/But wash it with care” (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
Moody Blues - "Question"
Moody Blues - "Question"
” The Lyrics: “I’m looking for a miracle in my life” Misheard As: “I’m looking for America Online” (Photo by Cory Schwartz/Getty Images)
Nirvana - "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Nirvana - "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
The Lyrics: “Here we are now, entertain us” Misheard As: “Here we are now, in containers”
Queen - "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Queen - "Bohemian Rhapsody"
The Lyrics: “Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me” Misheard As: “The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee….”
R.E.M. - "Losing My Religion"
R.E.M. - "Losing My Religion"
The Lyrics – “That’s me in the corner, That’s me in the spotlight” Misheard as – “Let’s pee in the corner, Let’s pee in the spotlight” (ATTILA KISBENEDEK/AFP/Getty Images)
Ricky Martin - "Livin' La Vida Loca"
Ricky Martin - "Livin' La Vida Loca"
The Lyrics: “She’ll push and pull you down” Misheard As: “Shampoo, Shampoo You Down” (Photo by Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images)
The Offspring - "Pretty Fly for a White Guy"
The Offspring - "Pretty Fly for a White Guy"
The Lyrics: “For you know a way, for you know a way/So if you don’t rate, just over compensate/At least you know you can always go on Ricky Lake/The world needs wannabes/The world loves wannabes/Let’s get some more wannabes” Misheard As: “Do you know Wayne? Do you know Wayne?/So if you don’t date, just go hook up with Wayne/At least you know you can always go on Ricky Lake/The world needs one eyed pizza/The world loves one eyed pizza/Let’s get some more one eyed pizza” (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
The Verve - "Bitter Sweet Symphony"
The Verve - "Bitter Sweet Symphony"
The Lyrics – “I am here in my mind” Misheard As: “I am here on my behind”
The Who - "Behind Blue Eyes"
The Who - "Behind Blue Eyes"
The Lyrics: “Nobody knows what it’s like to be the bad man.” Misheard As: “Nobody knows what it’s like to be Batman.” (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)
Toto - "Africa"
Toto - "Africa"
The Lyrics: “I bless the rains down in Africa.” Misheard As: “I smelled the rains down in Apricots.” ( VALERY HACHE/AFP/Getty Images)
Whitney Houston - "How Will I Know"
Whitney Houston - "How Will I Know"
The Lyrics: “I’m asking you what you know about these things/How will I know if he’s thinking of me/I try to phone but I’m too shy (can’t speak)” ( MARK RALSTON/AFP/Getty Images)
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