Ain’t Nobody Got Time For Pre-Dawn Cats
It’s Monday! It’s time to clear the air with Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Julie’s cat Maggie loves Saturdays because Julie is at home and can play with her. This weekend, Maggie started in at 5AM meowing from the floor by the bed because she wanted to play. Meow. Meow. Meow. Julie kept patting the bed trying to invite Maggie up to snuggle, but she wouldn’t hop up. Julie finally put the cat out of the bedroom, closed the door, and pulled the pillow over her head. Maggie continued to meow and then angry meowing commenced. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
John doesn’t like this Buzzfeed list of what you should and shouldn’t do on Cinco de Mayo. For their information, John will be wearing a sombrero, he will be playing maracas, he will be drinking “margaritos” while yelling “Cinco De Drinko!” Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Tony doesn’t have time for people who give out their coworker’s phone numbers over the air. Looking at you, Blake Shelton. Because Shelton gave Adam Levine’s number out during a live broadcast of The Voice last week, our beloved co-host Julie thought it would be brilliant to give Tony’s phone out over the air.