TMZ is reporting that George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin are now engaged.
George Clooney is engaged?! What is the world coming to?
I never thought I’d see this happen. Okay, I was secretly hoping it would never happen.
I felt the same way when Justin Timberlake got engaged. And don’t even get me started about Adam Levine. And Ryan Reynolds…well, he had to go and do it to me twice.
So Ryan Gosling if you’re reading this, and I’m sure you are, you’re the last hold out. Don’t do it. My heart can’t take another!