Ain’t Nobody Got Time For Coyotes Stealing Easter Eggs
It’s Monday, and it’s time to unleash the gripes we’ve kept bottled up all weekend. It’s time for Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Julie got into the World’s Dumbest Fight with her husband over the weekend. Her husband offered to help with some chores, but Julie replied with, “You know what you could do…” and suggested something she really needed help with. Apparently, her husband didn’t appreciate her tone and turned that phrase against her more than a few times over the course of Sunday. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
John was taking phone calls last week when a lady called in to complain about the “canned laughter” during our breaks. This confused John because we don’t use canned laughter; that’s really John and Julie laughing hysterically in real life. The lady was taken aback that it wasn’t canned but still added that it was annoying. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Tony is mad at the wildlife in his neighborhood. The Easter Bunny spent a lot of time hiding eggs around the yard only for the coyotes and bobcats to come and do their own Easter egg hunt. The nieces and nephews came screaming back into the house when they discovered that something else had made off with their Easter eggs. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!