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Ain’t Nobody Got Time For Getting Left Behind At Six Flags

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(Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

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It’s Monday, and it’s time to clear the air before starting the week. Here’s what we have decided Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

John doesn’t have time for the rain this weekend. He had an appearance at Texas Motor Speedway yesterday. Get out there at 10AM and the race was supposed to start at 1PM. Then the rain came, they pushed the race back to 2PM. Then 3PM. They didn’t cancel the race until 6:30PM. They rescheduled the race for today at 1PM, but they also said that John wasn’t needed. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

Julie got left behind by her coworkers at Six Flags. All last week, Tony and Leigh Ann said they wouldn’t ride any rides, so that made Julie feel good about bringing her youngest daughter in case she didn’t want to ride any big rides. Then the new boss showed up and everybody followed him to the Batman Ride. Leigh Ann turned around and shrugged leaving Julie behind with two daughters in tow. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

Tony ain’t got time for his loud coworker going all mousy at Six Flags. He can normally hear her a mile away, but at Six Flags, she couldn’t speak up. They got to the Batman Ride before Tony realized they were supposed to be watching one of Julie’s daughters. Tony totally panicked until someone reminded him that they never really had Julie’s daughter in the first place. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

Here’s what listeners ain’t got time for on the gripe lines!

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