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Ain’t Nobody Got Time For Injuries Before Opening Day

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(Photo by Mike McGinnis/Getty Images)

(Photo by Mike McGinnis/Getty Images)

It’s Monday! Let’s start off the week with a clean slate by declaring Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

John ain’t got time for all these spring training injuries. Yu Darvish, Derek Holland, and Jurickson Profar all will be out for the start of the season. That just ain’t cool. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

Tony is upset with the guy who pays the bills at his house… oh wait… that’s Tony. Really should pay attention to the due dates on bills. He went to take a shower this weekend and discovered there was no hot water. When he went out to check the gas meter, there was a big lock on it. He went to the gym, but not to work out. He totally ran in just to shower. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

Julie’s big sister just went on vacation… with her ex husband. She got some extra vacation time from work to recover from the divorce that was donated by her coworkers, so she took 3 weeks off. She went to New York with the ex husband and his kid. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

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