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How Would Gwyneth Paltrow Describe Your Relationship

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(Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images for Lincoln Center)

(Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images for Lincoln Center)

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s divorce announcement created an entirely new term for describing a break up. They are “consciously uncoupling,” which sounds slightly less devastating than the big D-word.

Slate now has a Gwyneth relationship status generator. Now you can find out how Gwyneth Paltrow would describe your relationship.

Find the generator HERE!

We put our relationship statuses through the Gwyneth generator, and here’s how Gwyneth “described” our relationships:

  • Julie is deliberately united.
  • John is vitally fused.
  • Leslie is purposefully uncoupled.
  • Tony is intrinsically attached.

 

 

 

 

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