It’s Monday, and we’re back from vacation! Of course we’ve got some great stories to tell, but we’ve also got our gripes to get off our chest. Here is what ain’t nobody got time for today!
Julie is upset that the hotel remotes where she stayed with her family didn’t have parental controls set up. As her husband flipped through channels on the TV, a particularly naughty scene from the American Pie movies came up in full view of Julie’s daughters eyes. Six-year-old Lucy didn’t know what was going on, but 9-year-old Emma knew enough to start asking a bunch of questions. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Tony wants to address the lady in the aisle seat on his flight from Sydney to Dallas. It’s currently the longest non-stop flight in the world right now, and just because you want to sleep the entire flight doesn’t mean the people sitting next you want to remain immobile for all 16-hours and risk Deep Vein Thrombosis. Yes, Tony tried to climb over, and yes, he fell into your lap in the most awkward straddle ever waking you from your sleep. Sorry, but Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
John hopes that Tony and Julie had a nice time on their vacations. He didn’t get a vacation. He had to stay and sit by himself in the studio pushing buttons. He missed the off-mic conversations. He was lonely. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!