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Don’t Touch Me There

Last night, Julie’s husband affectionately grabbed her in a place that she really, really wishes no one would ever touch her ever. Seriously, keep your hands away from her “saddlebags.”

Of course, we had to open this up for discussion. We shared where on our bodies we really would prefer people would keep their hands off.

Tony is really kinda self-conscious about his midsection, but he really doesn’t like it when people touch his elbows. It’s really weird skin there that kind of reminds him of an alligator, so he’d prefer not to rub elbows with anyone.

John has no problem with other people’s feet but keep your hands off his. He’ll give his girlfriend endless foot massages, but the very thought of anyone touching his feet creeps him out.

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