Ain’t Nobody Got Time For Chasing Cats And Lost Dogs
Back after the MLK holiday, it’s time to share the gripes that have built up over the weekend. It’s time to declare Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Julie ain’t got time for chasing cats with dingleberries. She saw her cat JB high-tail it out of the litterbox trying to shake loose a dingleberry. Julie decided to chase him around with a piece of toilet paper to pull it off if she could catch him. Her daughters were chasing her and screaming not to let the cat get on their beds. When she finally caught the cat, the dingleberry was gone. Hours later, the girls found it under the coffee table in the living room. This morning, Julie saw JB take off again, and she said, “You’re on your own this time, cat.” Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
John took advantage of yesterday’s perfect weather and cleaned out his garage. He noticed that his daughter’s bike had a flat tire, so he thought the weather was nice enough to walk the bike to the nearby gas station. He aired up the tires and rode the bike back to his house, but along the way, he got some really dirty looks from people. They all thought he’d stolen the bike! Actually, no. He’s just being a good dad, not stealing a bike. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Tony bought a new couch over the weekend. While he was shopping, he headed over to a couch he wanted to try out. As he approached the couch, a woman and her husband got there first. The husband really wanted to get a good feel for the couch, so he took off his shoes and put his nasty feet on the couch. The foot funk that he unleashed scared away their salesperson. Tony’s salesperson asked if he still wanted to check out the demo couch, but Tony said no and bought the couch without a test feel. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Listener Vonda shared that her 16-year-old black chow chow got out last night. The dog is microchipped, and was last seen near the Douglas/Preston/Northwest Hwy area. Chancey has trouble walking and has poor eyesight. Please help Chancey get home!