We are back from the holidays! After 2 weeks of vacation, we’re bound to have some things to get off our chest. It’s time for Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Julie thinks that her brother-in-law is trying to kill her family. They went to Georgia to visit family for Christmas, and Julie’s brother-in-law kept trying to come up with things for the family to do together. The first idea was going out to shoot guns and ride motorcycles. Yeah, let’s do something that sound less like a tragic headline. The next idea was going flying with thunder and lightning going off in the background. He said that it should clear up before they take off, but no, it rained for two days after that. Then he suggested that they load up in the back of the pickup truck and go look at Christmas lights. Problem is that he had a giant vat of gasoline back there, and they were crammed in around it trying to avoid getting splashed and praying they didn’t wreck. Too bad that he lost; Julie and her family made it out of Georgia. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
John had to take his son Grayson for his 18-month check-up. Unfortunately, the waiting room was filled to the brim with all manner of sick people. He told the lady behind the desk that he’ll be waiting in the hallway. While John and his son were out in the hallway, a lady walks out and sits down in the hallway. She looked okay, and John thought that maybe she had the same idea. However, when Grayson tried to toddle over to her and John stopped him, the lady said, “Oh yeah, I have a 103-degree fever.” Oh my gosh, lady! Go back inside with the sick people! Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Tony had an interesting encounter with TSA in Tampa. They put him through the big scanner. They asked him what he had in his pockets, but he had emptied everything out. They pulled him aside for the pat down. It makes you wonder, did they really think he had something in his pants, or did they just want to cop a feel? Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!