Every Monday, we try to get a clean start to the week by taking all our gripes and declaring “Ain’t nobody got time for that!”
Julie doesn’t have time for people who can’t be communal at a communal table. Julie and her family went to a restaurant that is rather tiny, so they have some communal tables where they will sit multiple parties. The hostess led Julie to a table where there was already a large party. As they sat down, the whole table went silent and seemed upset that anyone else would dare to sit at their table. Julie tried to lighten the mood by cracking a joke about making inappropriate jokes the whole night. That was met with silence. If you really don’t like the idea of sharing tables, don’t go to restaurants that have communal tables or go sit at the bar. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
John is calling out a listener that came to his appearance over the weekend and took issue with the fact that she didn’t win the grand prize. Rather than asking John about it, she proceeds to interrogate one of the promotions assistants. John was standing right there. She put her finger in John’s face and said, “I’m not talking you.” Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Tony had his annual White Elephant Gift Exchange party over the weekend. He’s got the whole thing down to a science. One guest came with friends, but they had to leave before the exchange. Tony’s house rules are that leftover gifts go to the house, so his calculations were that there should be 4 gifts under the tree. When he checked under the tree, there were no gifts. Someone had cheated the rules and taken the gifts. Tony’s got CSI on the case, because Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!