Ain’t Nobody Got Time For Crazy Shoppers At Walmart
It’s post-Thanksgiving Monday. We’re all feeling the drag of a four-day holiday weekend, but relief is here. Get all of your Thanksgiving and Black Friday gripes off your chest with Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Julie has a lot of gripes this morning. First of all, the trash cans in the office haven’t been emptied, so everything smells like hot trash. In her neighborhood, the recycling trucks still haven’t come by to empty the bins. This morning, she put on jeans fresh out of the dryer that are so tight she feels like sausage. She’s also mad about coffee cups at the coffee shop that don’t fit the lids provided. All of this… Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
John was in his best friend’s wedding this weekend. There is something about putting on a tux that makes you feel like a man. The ceremony was beautiful with the exception of this one groomsman. They all had a drink before the ceremony, but this guy got tipsy. All through the ceremony, he kept smacking John’s backside, to the point where John had to turn around and tell him to stop more than a couple of times. Next time, wait to get crazy during the reception, bro… Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
It’s not unheard of for there to be fights at Walmart the day after Thanksgiving, but Tony nearly got into one the night BEFORE Thanksgiving. There was a crazy lady in front of him in line at the checkout. He put his 12-gallon jug of peanut oil on the conveyor. The cashier reached over to move it, at which point the crazy lady turned and threw the jug back at Tony because she “still had her [stuff] there.” That’s when the argument started, someone (not Tony) made a remark about this lady’s horrible weave and it hit a fever pitch. The lady’s husband walked up and said he didn’t want any trouble. A manager came over and helped Tony to another line so he could get of there in one piece. AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!