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When Your Kids Walk In On You Naked

(Photo by Jasper Juinen/Getty Images)

(Photo by Jasper Juinen/Getty Images)

It’s one of the unavoidable horrors of parenting. That moment when one of your kids walks in on you naked for the first time. For both parties, there is shock, horror, and embarrassment. Last night, this happened to Julie.

Julie was fresh out of the shower and had walked across her bedroom to grab a pair of undies from the drawer when her 9-year-old daughter burst into the room. Upon seeing Julie, Emma let out a scream. When she could finally speak, she said, “I just didn’t expect you to be so naked.”

Julie relates that her 6-year-old Lucy has already done this a few times, leading to horrifying questions like, “Mommy, what happened?!”, “Does it hurt?”, and “Is that gonna happen to me when I get old?”

John recently built a height ruler for his son. He offered to make a “droop ruler” for Julie.

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