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Sure Signs That You’re A Mother

(Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images)

(Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images)

There are certain things that all mothers can relate to, and these badges of motherhood a surely recognizable by other mothers. Huff Post recently posted a list of Clear Signs You’re A Mom.

Since Julie is a mother of two wonderful daughters. We thought we’d put her to the test and see how she fared.

  • You think a glass of wine counts as a serving of fruit.
  • You will have mini-therapy sessions with anyone that will listen.
  • You consider going to the grocery store by yourself a vacation.
  • You rate physical pain on 3 levels: pain, excruciating pain, and stepping on a Lego.
  • You can hear a sneeze through closed doors, two bedrooms away, while your significant other snores next to you.
  • You think a 15-minute shower with a locked door is like a day at the spa.
  • You can’t go to the bathroom without an audience or disruption.
  • You use baby wipes to clean up random messes and the dashboard of your car.
  • You have a top secret stash of chocolate because you don’t want to share.
  • You wash the same load of laundry three days in a row because you keep forgetting to put it in the dryer.
  • You suddenly realize that you’re still watching cartoons by yourself long after your kids have gone to bed.

You can find more of these signs at Huff Post.

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