Ain’t Nobody Got Time For Daylight Savings Time
Gotta a case of the Mondays? Ain’t nobody got time for that! Get a fresh start by unloading your gripes and getting those chips off your shoulder.
Julie doesn’t have time for this Daylight Savings nonsense. The extra hour was awesome yesterday, but there will be payback for the next 3 weekends. The kids, who are lazy lumps impossible to get out of bed during the week, will be starting in at 5AM on the weekends with their usual fighting over the iPad, watching Dog With A Blog, and stomping around the house like a herd of hippos. Mommy just wants to sleep. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
John has a bone to pick with the group ahead of him and Tony at the charity golf tournament this weekend. They claimed that they were only 6 shots behind, but John is certain that they lost 6 shots on every single hole. On the 6th hole in particular, John watched all 4 in the group tee off and not find a single shot, yet they miraculously ended up in the middle of the fairway as John and Tony watched them go. Thanks for being honest at the cancer fundraising tournament and taking home over $800 in prizes. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Tony was upset with his 5-year-old niece’s gymnastics coach. This guy had the audacity to tell a 5-year-old that her vaulting skills were “awful” and that she’d only score one point in competition. That is completely unacceptable. It’s not the Olympics. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!