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Ain’t Nobody Got Time For Computer Error Messages

 (Photo by Allison Joyce/Getty Images)

(Photo by Allison Joyce/Getty Images)

It’s Monday. It’s time to start the week afresh by sloughing off the frustrations from the weekend by declaring Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

Julie is having a bad time with computers this morning. She came in to work early to record one little spot, and the computer kept giving her bizarre coded messages. “PC Load Letter.” “I Can Has Cheeseburgers.” “All Your Base Are Belong To Us.” Alt+Ctrl+Delete because Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

John accidentally left the air conditioner on Saturday night, so everybody was super cold Sunday morning. His daughter had the great idea to start a fire and cook breakfast, so John set to work at the fireplace. He switched on the gas and started fiddling with the lighter. The longer the lighter wouldn’t light, the more panicked he became. When he finally did get the lighter to light, a huge fireball scared the life out of him. He fell backwards and smelled something funny. Turns out all the hair on his left arm was burned away. Who needs a wax job?! Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

Tony got frustrated with a parking lot attendant at Medical City Dallas. He wasn’t aware that it costs money to park in order to visit a doctor for the first time. In this day and age, who really carries cash or a checkbook? The parking lot attendant told him 5 times that there was a sign, but the “sign” is really an index card with tiny print. Thanks for taking down his license plate and giving him a $1 invoice. Hope you enjoy the 2 quarters, 4 nickles, and 3 dimes. “Sorry, we don’t take credit cards.” Really? Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

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