Ain’t Nobody Got Time For All This Rain
It’s Monday. It’s time for another round of unleashing our gripes in Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
John lives out in Fort Worth near 820 and I-35W. That whole area is all under construction. When it rains, there is no drainage, so it gets scary and dangerous. On rainy mornings, John is scared to death driving in the pitch black constantly hydroplaning the whole way down 820. It’s terrifying. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Julie doesn’t have time for the sweet old man driving his motorized cart at the grocery store this weekend. When you drive one of those things, keep your hands at 10 and 2 rather than using both of them to wave at your friend down the aisle. This old guy nearly mowed down Julie and her daughter before plowing into a vitamin display. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Tony has a beef with the chick driving the Honda Civic in the Plucker’s parking lot yesterday. It had just started raining buckets when he parked, so he was dashing through with the parking lot with no umbrella to go inside and watch football with friends. The girl in the Honda sped up to cut him off and splashed him with a puddle before pulling in a parking spot while she stayed nice and dry in her car. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!