It’s Monday, and Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That! This is why we open up our gripe lines and have a little group therapy by exclaiming what we ain’t got time for!
Tony says he ain’t got time for the ultra-rude sports fan at the grocery store. Tony was showing his Sand Diego Charger pride while wearing his jersey at the grocery store when this extremely rude man came up and started yelling, “You’re going down! The Cowboys are gonna kick your ***!” While on any other Sunday, Tony is a Cowboys fan, his Charger jersey doesn’t give this random rude dude the right to shout and yell profanely at another shopper at the grocery store. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
John celebrated his brother’s 18th birthday this weekend. After it was decided what restaurant all his friends would meet at, one of his brother’s friends proceeded to gripe about how gross he finds crawfish and the like. All through dinner, this guy made noises and faces to display his disgust. When John’s lobster head just “happened” to land in front of the guy, he squealed, grabbed his keys, and left. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Julie has an problem with ants being extra anty. She couldn’t even take a step outside without her feet being covered in angry, bitey, evil ants. She wasn’t even standing on an ant hill! Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Here is what you told us you ain’t got time for!