Ain’t Nobody For Skate Parties During The Cowboy Game
It’s Monday! Time to unload our frustrations from the weekend and start anew. Here is what we ain’t got time for this morning!
Julie doesn’t have time for the exercise in frustration that was going to the movies at the AMC Northpark. She was taking her daughters to see Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2. Not only did they get stuck amongst an after-school group of 30 tweenagers or have to put up with the annoying lady that yelled go when a register opened up, Julie had the worst concession stand kid ever. When she asked for 3 small drinks, they were still ridiculously gigantic. She asked for a drink carrier and watched aghast as the kid tried to put the drinks in a plastic shopping bag. That didn’t work and one of the drinks ended up spilling. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
John got roped into the dreaded skate party over the weekend. Those are such beat down. Those places are a beat down. There’s the Hot’N'Ready pizza, and the whole place still smells like 70s musk. He wanted to clothesline every kid that zoomed by and knocked down his kid. The worst part was that it was scheduled at 1PM on a Sunday during the Cowboy game. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Tony wants his mom to know that just because he’s now a grown man, that doesn’t give her free reign to flirt with his friends. She called up John on Facetime after midnight on Friday. Highlights of the conversation included donuts and twerking. It was pretty bad. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Listen to the embarrassing exchange between John and Tony’s Mom!