Ain’t Nobody Got Time For Labor Day Weekend Madness
Yes, we know it’s Tuesday, but yesterday was a holiday. After a 3-day weekend, we’re certain that the need to unload our weekend gripes is even greater as we head towards this short work week. Here comes our Labor Day edition of Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
At John and Tony’s behest, Julie broke down and signed up for Netflix this weekend. Almost immediately, Julie and her husband were sucked into a vortex of frustration. Netflix kept saying that the DVR was not connected to the internet, but the DVR would confirm that it was. When Netflix finally connected, it took forever to pull movies. They decided to watch Breaking Bad instead. An hour later, Netflix was still pulling movies… Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
A lady came up to John while he was heading into Kroger this weekend. She was asking for cash so she could get gas. John, being a nice guy, gave her $10. When he was on his way out of Kroger, he noticed the lady sitting on a bench chain smoking. He walked over and told her that if she’d pull up to the pump, he’d put another $10 in for her. She said she was good. OF COURSE, SHE’S GOOD BECAUSE SHE DIDN’T NEED MONEY FOR GAS!! AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!!
Tony also had a run in at the grocery store over the weekend. The cashier that checked him out was dumbfounded as to why he came back in with his receipt. He pointed out that he had been charged for 320 limes, when he only had 20. She asked him, “You want your money back?” Um, yes. The manager was no help either, walking up like a deer in headlights. They couldn’t figure out how to get the money refunded to his debit card. Just give the cash back because Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!