Ain’t Nobody Got Time For Poolside Killjoys
It’s Monday. It’s time for our weekly therapy session to get that chip off of your shoulder.
To the grumpy guy at the hotel pool, Tony would like to apologize that he and his best friend have child-like imaginations. Yes, that was Tony swimming the length of the pool, breaching the water, and bellyflopping on the tanning ledge like he was Shamu the killer whale. Playing like a kid is good for the soul. If you can’t handle it, don’t sit in the splash zone. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
John went to the grocery store this weekend. He felt like he got lucky when he found the 3rd spot in the row open. However, there was a shopping cart in the way. He put his flashers on, got out, and took the cart to the cart return. When he turned around, the lady who was behind him had pulled around his car and into the spot he was waiting for. When he confronted her, all she could say for herself was, “I’m in a hurry.” Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Julie had a remarkable birthday weekend with her youngest daughter Lucy this weekend. From the party at the American Girl Store to bringing home the cutest hamster from the pet store. However, she is a little perturbed that they managed to find the only hamster in the world that is afraid of heights. Snowball’s hamster palace has 3 levels, but for some reason, Snowball gets trapped on the 3rd level. She’ll start to go down the tube, slide a little, freak out, turn around, and climb back to the top. Julie is worried that she’ll come home and have to stage a third-floor hamster rescue. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!