Ain’t Nobody Got Time For Hamster Horrors
It’s Monday. Fresh from the weekend, let’s get our weeks started on the right foot by getting that chip off our shoulders on the Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That gripe lines.
Julie would like to address a nameless pet shop and the fact that they had not one, but two dead hamsters in their displays. Julie and her husband took their daughters to this pet store so they could pet potential hamsters before picking one. In the first display, Julie’s husband reached in to pet a ball of fur and was pleased that it didn’t run away, but it was hard as a rock when he picked it up. In the next display, Julie’s husband picked up the plastic dome to find several hamsters in a bunch. It turns out that they had been cannibalizing one of their own, and Julie’s daughters have now been traumatized. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
John is used to coming across one person coming up behind his car with their high-beams or “brights” on during his 30-minute commute to work. This morning, it happened 6 TIMES!! He developed a raging headache before he even got to work. Just so you know, you do not live in the country where you need your high-beams to spot deer crossing the road; you live in the city and drive on a well-lit interstate with other cars. You don’t need your high-beams, and Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Tony has a gripe about the dude sitting in the seat in front of him on his 2-hour flight home from Chicago this weekend. Really sorry that your shoes are uncomfortable, but the stench of your feet filled the entire plane. Frebreeze your feet, man, because Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Here’s what you guys are griping about this morning!