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Dallas Man Cited For Assault After Peeing On Off-Duty Cop

(Photo by Oli Scarff/Getty Images)

(Photo by Oli Scarff/Getty Images)

You should know before you go. If it doesn’t look like a bathroom, you probably shouldn’t potty there. That’s the lesson a Dallas man will soon learn after he mistook his apartment balcony for his bathroom and caught an off-duty Dallas police officer off guard.

The Dallas Observer reports that Officer Antonio Quintanilla was smoking on a balcony in some apartments near the Katy Trail in Uptown when a sprinkle caught his attention. When he looked up, he realized the sprinkle was actually a tinkle from the drunk upstairs neighbor.

Rather than ran upstairs enraged, he let his fellow DPD officers knock on the man’s door. When no body answered, an at-large citation for misdemeanor assault was issued for the balcony bathroom-user.

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