Ain’t Nobody Got Time For Nacho Coughing Kids
It’s Monday. It’s back to work for everyone, no matter if you are coming off vacation or just the weekend.
John had some family in town, and he found out that one of his family members had not been to the rodeo or eaten at a Chipotle. So they had Chipotle for dinner and went to the rodeo. During the rodeo, the 5-year-old behind John started coughing open-mouthed and coughed nachos all over John’s back. John whipped around to see the horrified faces of the kid’s mother and the father offering to buy him beer. Nacho-coughing kids… Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That, but beer-buying dads… yeah, we got some time.
Julie is upset at the Magic 8 Ball that her daughter Lucy bought in the gift shop of the Smithsonian Museum. Julie’s daughters kept asking it questions and getting back some decidedly accurate responses. The girls got excited when it accurately predicted the weather the next morning. Julie asked if they would have a great vacation and get home safely, and the 8 Ball answered No. Julie spent the whole rest of the week waiting for something to go horribly wrong. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
While on vacation, Tony and friends went to dinner at a nice restaurant. The waiter suggested a $65 bottle of wine, and Tony bought it. The waiter filled all the glasses and then poured the excess into the sample glass. Tony watched the waiter take the full sample glass to the kitchen and down the glass of wine in view of a window. When Tony is paying for a bottle of wine, he wants to drink the whole bottle to the last drop. When Tony said he wouldn’t pay for the bottle, the waiter took up all the glasses and walked back to the kitchen. Tony got up from dinner, told the manager, the front desk at the hotel, and went back to his room and ordered room service. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!