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Name Suggestions For The Royal Baby

(Photo by WILL OLIVER/AFP/Getty Images)

(Photo by WILL OLIVER/AFP/Getty Images)

Seeing as we haven’t heard a name for the Royal Baby, we thought we’d help out the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge by giving them some great name suggestions.

According to the Guardian, British bookies have put George, James, Alexander, and Louis as the favorites, but those are rather boring in our opinion. Celebrity kids have fun names like Apple, Moon Unit, and Moxie Crimefighter.

Tony suggested the names Prince George Fancypants, Prince Pond Paddler, and Prince Puddle Jumper.

Julie suggests naming the Royal Baby after the Harry Potter character Severus Snape, who was the Half-Blood Prince, because the Royal Baby really is a half-blood prince with a royal father and commoner mother. She also suggests not even naming the baby and just giving it the fancy P-shaped symbol that was formerly used by the artist once-again-known-as Prince. She also thinks the baby should be called the Prince of Thieves so that Kevin Costner and Morgan Freeman can be his godparents. Possibly the most colorful of Julie’s suggestions is the name Prince Purple Pants of Peter Pepper Purgleton.

John went the British food route and thinks the baby should be named after a British bread pudding called, no lie, Spotted Dick.

Of course, John bringing up funny British foods caused us to giggle endlessly.

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