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Ain’t Nobody Got Time For Stolen Pots Of Fresh Coffee

(Photo by Tim Boyle/Getty Images)

(Photo by Tim Boyle/Getty Images)

It’s Monday. It’s time to let go of the stress of this weekend and start anew by airing our gripes because Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

When John got into the office this morning, he wanted a strong pot of coffee. There’s a Keurig in the studio, but he wanted something with extra kick. He put the pot on to brew in the office kitchen and walked away to do something else. When he went back 10 minutes later, the pot was empty. It shouldn’t be too hard to figure out who took it, but the fact that they didn’t refill it has John “hulking out” with caffiene-deprived rage. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

Julie is frustrated with her youngest child’s behavior at church. It seems as if she becomes deboned with boredom and starts flopping around. It looks like she’s cuddling with her mom, but in reality, she’s repeatedly smashing her head into Julie’s boob the whole time. To make matters worse, she was hanging on Julie’s arm while they were kneeling at the front during communion. She also decided to put her mouth in Julie’s armpit which made Julie yelp. Kids acting up in church, Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

Tony is upset by a Facebook message he received on Friday from someone suggesting that having Minnie Mouse show up at his niece’s birthday party would set the child up for “future life failures.” Really?! Tony wishes he could have the 5 minutes of his life back that he spent reading that message. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!!

We opened up the gripe lines to hear what you ain’t got time for this morning!

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