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Ain’t Nobody Got Time Rude Elevator People

(Photo by Jasper Juinen/Getty Images)

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It’s Monday. That means it’s time to unload our woes for a fresh start to the week by sharing on the Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That gripe lines.

John’s gripe this morning is to the guy on his phone this weekend who couldn’t be bothered to wait for John to get off the elevator before barreling in. Where were the elevator cops? Isn’t this illegal? It’s definitely rude, and John was tempted to stay on the elevator and interrupt the guy’s conversation with equally rude comments. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

To the political Facebook thread hijackers, Julie’s got a bone to pick with you! It’s fine to issue a celebratory hurrah when a political decision ends in your favor, however, it’s rude to hijack someone’s comment thread with your opposing views. Politics are deeply rooted in who we are, and no one is going to change their minds just because you posted on Facebook. Political opinions are like car alarms, and if you’re ranting and raving, chances are you’re annoying someone. Reel it in because Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

Tony held back all weekend, and now it’s time to unload on the restaurant where his family wanted to have a large birthday dinner. When told that a party of 25 people would have to eat the food the restaurant picked for them rather than choose from the menu, that wasn’t cool. Even less cool was the food being $15 a plate. Not to mention, that when Tony wanted to take home a doggie bag of the left overs, he was denied. He would have said his piece right that had his sister had pulled him out of the restaurant. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

We opened up the Gripe Lines to hear what you ain’t got time for!

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