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It’s Monday. That means it’s time to unload our woes for a fresh start to the week by sharing on the Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That gripe lines.

Tony had his birthday luau party this weekend, and if he has just one pet peeve, it’s that you read the daggum invitation. The invite specifically said the the party started at 1pm, but the doorbell rang at noon. Tony was surprised to see two little faces followed by “Gingie”. Gingie had shown up for kid swim time an hour early. Tony told him to go outside to the pool because Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

Julie wants to say something to the creepy loud truck rumbling in circles around her neighborhood this morning. She was freaked out. It looked like it was just doing circles around her neigborhood, and at one point it stopped and lingered in front of her house. She was in the kitchen getting her water bottle and was sure the creepy truck could see her. She even pulled her husband out of bed to watch her back so she could ninja sneak her way to the car. Loud trucks creepin’ in the wee hours of the morning… Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

John is actually calling out Tony this morning. They were hanging out in the pool at Tony’s luau late Saturday night, and Tony says that he’s going in to get something to drink and asks if anyone wants anything. John asks Tony to bring him something. However, rather than bring John a beverage, Tony completely forgets and decides to take a nap. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

Tony. In the swimming pool. “need a beverage”. Tony goes in and takes a nap. never got beverage.

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