Worst Ways We’ve Been Dumped
Katy Perry is opening up about her divorce with Russell Brand in the July issue of Vogue. According to Entertainment Weekly, a leaked tidbit from the interview reveals that Brand sent Perry a text message on New Year’s Eve saying that he wanted a divorce. Ouch, talk about cold.
It made us think about our breakups and the worst ways we were dumped or did the dumping.
Julie was dating a guy who lived in L.A. while she worked in New Mexico. She was heading out to a music conference and called to let him know she’d be in town. The dude ignored her calls for the whole week she was there, and the final voicemail she left was that she guessed they were breaking up.
Tony went with his high school cheerleader girlfriend to a Sadie Hawkins dance. He was dancing and having a good time until he realized his girlfriend wasn’t around any more. He asked a couple of people, “Hey, where’s Shannon?” Turns out, she was outside the ballroom making out with a guy from the football team. Tony walked up and said, “Well, I guess we’re going home in separate cars.” He turned around and went back to having a good time at the dance.
John really doesn’t have any bad breakup stories. His usually involve a sit-down discussion, but a couple of girlfriends have done crazy things after the breakup. One girl showed up the next day with a puppy in her car for him.
Here are some bad breakup stories submitted by listeners.