Politician Claims He Fathered Alien Lovechild
We admit that our 50 Shades of Cray stories get a bit wild at times, but none so much as this story. This one is downright out of this world!
British politician Simon Parkes, who represents Stakesby on the Whitby Town Council, is claiming that not only has he fathered a lovechild named “Zarka” with an alien he calls the “Cat Queen” but also that his “real mother” was a 9ft tall, eight-fingered, green extraterrestrial. He also says that Cat Queen meet-ups that happen four times a year are causing troubles with his human wife and mother of his three human children.
“My wife found out about it and was very unhappy, clearly,” Parkes told UPI.com. “That caused a few problems, but it is not on a human level, so I don’t see it as wrong.”
He went on to describe how his encounters with the Cat Queen take place.
“What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say ‘I’m ready’ and then the technology I don’t inderstand will take us up to a craft orbiting the earth.”
The driving instructor says that his experiences do not interfere with his ability to fulfill his public duties. He’s more interested in fixing potholes around town. However, the news comes as a shock to his colleagues who admit to “being completely in the dark about this.”