Rainy days and Mondays… Ain’t nobody got time for that! Every week, we like to clear the air, clean out the skeletons from our closets, and brush the chips off our shoulders by venting about what we ain’t got time for.
Tony wants to address his neighbors. He knows you’ve a bee and roach infestation, but the ultra-creepy bug guy lurking around his trees yesterday scared the bejeezus out of him. Tony was enjoying a nice afternoon in the pool with friends when they saw this dude who looked like Jason from the horror movies poking around the trees. Not long after, smoke blew across the yard followed by a swarm of angry bees. Nobody can hold their breath underwater for that long, and ain’t nobody got time for that!
It was Father’s Day yesterday, and John’s daughter had a dance recital. Normally, he could plan on being there a couple of hours max and get out in time to have a nice Father’s Day lunch with his dad and family. However, the dance school completely messed up the formula meaning that John was stuck at the recital for 3 hours. Add on to that a one hour awards ceremony recapping the entire history of the dance school. He was 2 hours late to lunch with his dad, and ain’t nobody got time for that!
Julie ain’t got time for sleep. If it’s not the kids, the husband, or something else, it is the cat jumping on the bed. James Brown the cat who must certainly wear KISS boots when he jumps on the bed for all his stomping. He marched all over Julie before she punted him off the bed. Of course, it wasn’t long before she felt the tell-tell thump of him hopping back on the bed.
What’s something you ain’t got time for? Here’s what we found on the gripe lines this morning!