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In order to get a fresh start on the week, we like to clear the air with our gripes from the weekend and share the things Ain’t Nobody Got Time For.

Tony swears that the weirdest things happen to him when he goes shopping. Case in point, this weekend at Costco a woman walked up to him and asked if the frozen edamame salad in his cart was good. He answered yes, and the lady popped the salad in her cart and made a bee-line for the registers. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!!

This morning, John made the startling discovery that he was out of deodorant. He can’t go without, so he made the decision to reach over to his girlfriend’s cucumber deodorant. Now, every time he raises his arms or moves, he catches a whiff of his new fresh scent. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

Last week, Julie wrote a blog post open letter to male strippers. When she checked it on Friday to see if there were any responses, boy howdy! There were 36 comments, and 34 of them were throwing Julie under the bus. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

Here’s the Ain’t Nobody Got Time For Thats you shared with us this morning.

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