From Zazza & Julie
There are certain things you should never say to a woman, especially if you value your life. No matter the intention or how close you are to a woman, there are just some things you should never say.
The Daily Mail recently published a poll of the worst things you could ever say to a woman. In the top spot, 26% of women agreed that the absolute worst thing to say to a woman is “When is the baby due?” when she’s not even pregnant. It’s tantamount to calling a woman fat.
Speaking of which, the 2nd worst thing you can say is “Yes, your butt looks big.” While this really depends on the woman who asked the question in the first place, 17% said it still hurts when the honest answer comes.
13% of women never want to hear “You look tired.” A wise man will offer to take care of something while suggesting a lady sit and relax for a little while.
If you’ve already put your foot in your mouth and upset a woman, 12% say that telling a woman “Calm down, dear” will just make things worse. “Yes, dear” is the appropriate response.
“Do you need some help parking the car?” According to 11% of women, if you want to park the car, you should already be in the driver seat.
Here are 5 more things you probably shouldn’t say in front of a woman:
6. You look like your mother. (8%)
7. I told you so. (5%)
8. How much did you pay for that haircut? (4%)
9. Should you be eating that? (3%)
10. Don’t you have some house cleaning to do? (1%)
Surprisingly, there was no mention of “Are you PMSing?” on this list, but it goes without saying.