Imagine that you’ve discovered evidence of strange goings-on in your kitchen while you were away. Drawers have been mysteriously opened. The neat organization within disturbed. Determined to catch a thief, or a ghost, you set up a video camera to record anything out of the ordinary, and wouldn’t you know, the culprit is a member of your own family.

Clever dog. Obviously, he’s been watching the raptors in Jurassic Park learn to open doors, so he thought he’d try to open drawers. He was certain he knew the cabinet where his humans hide the doggie biscuits. With the near-stealth of a secret agent, he manages to get all the way to the counter top and into a cabinet by the sink. However, he bungles in the cabinet and has to abort mission empty-handed.