Reporting Tony Zazza
Thanks to a new invention, you can now take the evil out of the feared “Silent But Deadly.” It’s the new Flat-D Flatulence Deodorizer Disposable Underpad. While it may not mask the sound, you won’t be embarrassed by the smell any longer.
It’s a pad meant to be worn on your undergarments to hide the unfortunate smell of embarrassing bodily functions. It’s offered by Colonial Medical, a website for medical devices.
For men or women, the pad can be worn on most undergarments including ladies hosiery. The only exception is for guys who prefer boxers. The 10-pack of disposable pads will make the perfect gift for that one uncle… you know, “Gassy Gus.”