YouTube has taken “Kids Say The Darnedest Things” to new heights, and now a 5-year old comedian is making a name for himself on the web. The adorable Zay Zay hilariously pokes fun at lazy parents who feed kids instant meals and make them fetch things all over the house. There’s a bright future for this kiddo.

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