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Get Buried In The Bacon Coffin

That is right, why suffer when you parish, when you can be buried in the bacon coffin.

J&D is the company bring bacon to the afterlife. They state in a press release about the bacon coffin:

“FACT – Approximately 56 million people die per year worldwide, 2.4 million in the US alone – 99% of which loved bacon.”

The coffin is not actually wrapped in bacon, but has a bacon paint scheme. The coffins cost only $2,999.95 (plus shipping and handling of course). They can be purchased online at

To be buried in bacon is to buried in happiness.

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