Top Ten Love Songs That NEVER Work (page 2)

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This is what happens when you put "Muskrat Love" on a Valentines Day mixtape (Photo by Joe Robbins/Getty Images)

This is what happens when you put “Muskrat Love” on a Valentines Day mixtape (Photo by Joe Robbins/Getty Images)

#5 Climax Blues Band – “I Love You”

Are you familiar with these guys? They rocked. But not here.


#4 Bruce Springsteen – “Tunnel of Love”

From the same album that included “Brilliant Disguise,” this is a bad song briliantly disguised as something by Bruce Springsteen. To to this day, I’m convinced this is actually [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band[/lastfm].


#3. Chicago – “Will You Still Love Me?”

Not if you play this song, I won’t.


#2. Edison Lighthouse – “Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes”

Unless your honey’s named Rosemary (or you’re still wearing platform shoes and Jordache jeans), this one absolutely will not work.


#1. Ian & Sylvia – “The Jealous Lover”

Someone dies here, I’m pretty sure, and that’s just the beginning of the problem. Sylvia’s tortured voice will kill any and all libido within a 50-mile radius.

So bad, it’s not even on YouTube.


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