Little Alana (AKA Honey Boo Boo Child) is obviously the reincarnated soul of an epileptic drag queen.

Her hobbies include: couponing, slapping herself in the face, showing her gut to strangers and drinking ‘special juice’ while twirling in a circle.

Beauty Queen? Yes, Beauty Queen!

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Catch phrase: “A dolla makes me holla, honey boo boo!”

She. Is. My. Idol.

Let’s break it down…