Creepy Stalker Writes Sex Book About Jessica Simpson
Marce William Burchell is crazy… CRAZY IN LOVE with [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Jessica Simpson[/lastfm]!
Dude has been stalking the former Mrs. Lachey for years, sending her puppies, calling and texting her repeatedly, and now writing a book about an alleged affair with the singer, “The True Story of Jessica Ann Simpson’s 22 month long attempt to seduce a married man – her very Active Super Secret Sex life: True Story Jessica Simpson Seduction of A Married Man (Volume 1)” which he is selling on Amazon.com for the discount price of $29.99.
Considering that the book is only 30-pages, it better be some damn fine reading.
Despite Burchell’s allegations that Simpson tempted him into an affair, Simpson’s camp denies that the singer has ever met him. According to TMZ, her security detail has a profile on this dude because he’s a constant threat.
Apparently an avid runner, Burchell has gone so far as to challenge Eric Johnson to a marathon under the condition that the winner of said marathon would get to marry Jessica.
Marce, women actually get a say in who they marry these days, you can’t just win her.