The Mavs Count Down The Top 10 On Letterman

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letterman e1308223774804 The Mavs Count Down The Top 10 On Letterman

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In their first television appearance since their big victory over the Heat, the Dallas Mavericks appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last night to count down the Top 10 List.

No. 10: forward Shawn Marion, “I don’t have to sit here and lie about how winning isn’t important.”

No. 9: guard JJ Barea, “The congratulatory sext from Anthony Weiner.”

No. 8: guard Rodrigue Beaubois, “Helped take the sting out of hearing Hef’s wedding was cancelled.”

No. 7: forward Brian Cardinal, “It’s every kid’s dream to lick the Larry O’Brien Trophy.”

No. 6: coach Rick Carlisle, “U.S. Constitution permits NBA champs to sit in on national security briefings.”

No. 5: center Tyson Chandler, “Celebrating with my kitties.”

No. 4: forward Caron Butler, “Why didn’t anyone tell me we won?”

No. 3: guard Jason Terry, “Now I can ask Mark Cuban for a raise.”

No. 2: owner Mark Cuban, “If you thought I was cocky and obnoxious before – get ready.”

No. 1: forward Dirk Nowitzki, “It might land me a Kardashian sister.”

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