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Astrology is a thing of the past. The Oracle of Starbucks will tell you what your personality based on what  you order at Starbucks.

What the Oracle has to say about most people though does not highlight their best traits.

Gene’s Starbucks drink order calls him pretentious, Julie’s says she’s a “hippie,” and David Rancken’s order has no words to describe him.

Want to know what your order says about you? Type your order into the Oracle of Starbucks.